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Opinions of The Daily Tar Hed are expressed on its editorial pae.
All unsigned editorials are the opinions of the editor. Letters and
columns represent only the opinions of the individual contributors.
Harry Bryan, Editor
Monday, April 26. 1971
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The University Trust Fund
Office Wednesday denied a
requisition for Morehead Residence
College that was to pay for social
expenses for the dorms in the
college.
The reason given at the time was
there were no "substantiating
documents" for the requisition.
Thursday Joseph C. Eagles, vice
chancellor in charge of business and
finance, said the Trust Fund Office
personnel had made the right
decision in turning down the
Requests for funds because block
Requisitions are no longer
fcceptable. '
Since January, when funds were
taken out of the Student Activity
und Office and placed in the
ands of the Trust Fund Office,
lock requisitions had been
cceptab!e.
1 On February 19, March 4 and
arch 8, block requests were made
nd accepted for The Daily Tar
eel, the Carolina Union and
tudent Government.
These requests did not point out
where every cent was going but,
instead, were labelled "for
operating expenses."
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- Continuing with our series of
interviews with wellknown campus
personalities we talk with Mr. Don T. No,
third assistant director of student
communication in the UNC
administration.
fj Mr. No, we have not heard as much
ifrom you this year as we have in the past.
Ms. there any particular reason you have
remained so removed from the forefront
this year.
"Yes, as a matter of fact there are two
reasons. First, last spring was a major
breaking point as far as
studentadministration dialogue was
Concerned. Students moved so far to the
feft that those of us in the administration
realized that talking to them was utterly
hopeless, and we have spent this year
trying to devise a plan for running the
fpniversity without students.
I The second reason is perhaps the one
fvhich had the most influence on our
pecisions not to talk with students this
year. The fact that this administration is
fen its way out of office made doing
Anything a bit useless this year. We won't
be around next year to have to deal with
students, so we figured, why knock
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chairman of the Residence College
Federation, 18 block requisitions
had also been previously accepted
for residence college expenses.
But now Joe Eagles has changed
his mind.
Block requisitions are no longer
acceptable.
In fact, according to Eagles, they
should never have been accepted in
the first place.
It was all just a misunderstand
ing or misinterpretation on the part
of the Trust Fund Office.
Eagles said requisitions labelled
"for operating expenses of.,. .." or
with similar wording would not be
sufficiently documented to be
accepted.
This, he "said, had been the
policy all along, but "the people (in
the Trust Fund Office) either
misinterpreted the instructions or
simply didn't understand them."
Supposedly, the reason (or at
least the reason currently being
used by the administration) for
transferring responsibility of
accounting and disbursement to the
Trust Fund Office was that" it
would be more efficient than the
Student Activity Fund Office.
However, it would seem that an
office so efficient as to warrant
such- a, change, would not.be prone
tc? such a "rnisundejstanding."
It would seem the vice
chancellor in charge of business and
finance would not give an order or
set a policy that could be so easily
"misinterpreted."
And it would also seem that if
either of these two mistakes were
made someone in either Eagles'
office or the Trust Fund Office
would be qualified enough to catch
them before almost three months
had elapsed.
No matter who made the
mistake, it is obvious that the Trust
Fund Office has not been run
effectively.
And it is also obvious that it is
time for the Board of Trustees of
the Consolidated University to step
in and return the responsibility for
accounting and disbursement of
monies to the Student Activity
Fund Office.
Before there are any more
"misunderstandings" or.
"misinterpretations."
ourselves out doing something that we
wouldn't be around to receive credit for,
and we also figured why take the blame
for doing something wrong."
Your immediate superior, Mr. D. Cline
Komet, the other day refused to meet
with representatives of Student
Government. The Daily Tar Heel said this
refusal was because Student Body
President Joe Stallings planned to bring
along a lawyer. Would you care to
comment on that?
"I probably shouldn't say anything,
but I will anyway since my superior will
probably be unavailable. The reason for
the, as you term it. 'refusal' was that we
don't really understand why the students
feel they need a lawyer when they meet
with us. I mean, we sort of serve as
parents to the students here, and
everything we do is in the best interest of
the students. How would you feel if you
were a father and your son wanted to bring
his lawyer in every time you had a
father-to-son talk?
"I also imagine, don't quote me on
this now, that Mr. Komet did not see any
reason why a third student representative
should be added to the meeting. After all.
by Lana S tames
and '
Dr. Takey Crist
Question: What are the chances of a
girl who is on the pill getting pregnant if
she has intercourse during her period?
Does the fact that she is only taking the
sugar pills at this time mean she is more
susceptable to pregnancy than during the
rest of her cycle when she's on the "real"
pills? Signed, Concerned.
Dear Concerned: Most studies report
the pill is 99 per cent effective. No,
because the last seven days of her cycle or
the time she is on the sugar pills should
be the time she is having her period.
Sugar pills, iron pills and vitamin pills are
generally included in a package so that
the patient is in the habit of taking one
pill a day.
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Howie Carr
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"Jobs is coming," promised the ;
Firesign Theater on their latest album
before adding the warning, "Don't take
off your shoes."
As you sit there in your stocking feet,
friends, do you really believe the Firesign (
Theater has checked out the 1971
summer job market?
'These college kids'll do anything for
a job this year," one of Chapel Hill's
businessmen observed recently over
lunch, with an unnatural gleam in his
eyes.
The Boston Globe recently carried a
classified ad seeking a bookstore
employe. The morning the ad went in the V
paper 113 people lined up for job
interviews, and the moral of the story is
not effectiveness of Globe want ads.
The list of equally dreary incidents
could go on forever, and by now it has f
even become a cliche to say Nixon has
gotten the college kids together last year
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two were expected, and to balance things
out Mr. Komet planned on having three
administrators present. If the lawyer had
come representing the students, then he
would have had to find two more
administrators to attend just to keep the
odds fair."
I understand that when the chief
administrator leaves there will be several
changes in the staff here. Is this true?
"You will have to talk' to the other
administrators about their personal cases,
but as for myself, let me say this, and let
there be no mistake, I plan to stay here as
long as I can serve the students. I took
this job with the students in mind, and if
a new administrator comes in whom I feel
does not have the best interest of the
students at heart, I would feel forced to
dis-associate myself from him and his
administration."
What kind of administrator would you
most like to have here?
"If Mayor Daley were available. I
think he would be perfect. After all,
look at everything he has done for
Chicago. He's had some really impressive
buildings go up, and he's done a lot to
keep the city looking presentable to the
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Question: There has been a lot of
discussion about the use of silicone shots
to increase one's bust size. How effective
is this process and are there any harmful
side effects? How would one go about
obtaining the treatment in Chapel Hill
and would it be expensive? Signed, F.C.
Dear F. C: Yes there are operations
and injections to increase breast size,
commonly called mammanlasty. Some of
the complications that have arisen from
these procedures are infection, abscesses
and vague pain. Most of these procedures
are done by plastic surgeons. Further
inquiry can be obtained by writing or
calling the Dept. of Surgery, N.C.
Memorial Hospital or writing the Dept. of
Surgery at Duke.
Question: What causes premature
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in demonstrations and this year in
unemployment lines.
Meanwhile, up in Washington, D.C., J.
Edgar Hoover is getting a lot of verbal
abuse from Congressmen that someone in
the New York Daily News described as
"the professional pinkos (who) now seek
to pillowy our final shield against internal
damage, the FBI."
But now, through the discovery of one
of'the 748 secret documents stolen from
an FBI office in Media, Pa., comes the
startling revelation that Hoover has
planned a two-pronged summer offensive
that would simutaneously 1 ) deal a body
blow to the International Communist
Conspiracy, and 2) give college kids jobs
for the summer.
The text of Hoover's memo to the
regional offices follows: Dear Fellow
Fighters on the Frontiers of the
Embattled (although euphemistically
called) Free World:
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tourists. I would hope the Trustees would
pick someone who would continue our
policy of building bigger and better
classroom buildings for the students. I
think this is the most important thing an
administration can do make beautiful,
impressive buildings for the students to
learn in."
What type of administrator would you
not like to see?
"Well, I hate to use names, but that
would probably be the easiest way for me
to get my point across. Terry Sanford,
Kingman Brewster or someone like tnem
would be bad for the school.
But the students at Duke and Yale
seem to like both of them very much, and
the news people say they are doing good
jobs?
"What do students and newspapers
know about- running a college. Just
because those two spend a lot of time on
campus with the students doesn't make
them great administrators. Actually, from
what I hear, they are not satisfying the
Trustees or the faculty or the
administration at their schools. They are
neglecting i'mportant administrative
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ejaculation and what can I do to prevent
it? This problem is ruining my girl's and
my love life. Signed, Speedy.
Dear Speedy: There axe many reasons
for premature ejaculation -physical as
well as psychological. The first step,
according to Masters and Johnson, in
helping people with this problem is to
assure them it can be reversed.
Confidence in yourself is important. We
suggest you make an appointment with
one of the Infirmary physicians to refer
you for specialized instruction.
Question: If the morning after
treatment works, why can't you buy this
medicine and use it as a method of
contraception? Signed, T.C.
Dear T.C: The morning after
treatment in NOT a method of
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leftist to
These are, as you may realize, dark
days in the Arsenal of Democracy.
Our organization's stock in this
country has never been lower, and while I
personally feel that a large measure of the
blame rests with Quinn Martin, whose
television series about us has gotten
progressively shoddier over the past six
years, we must fight this pervasive
perverted pinkoism by ourselves.
Most of the people who dislike and
distrust us are kids, who tend to get
worked up when you throw a couple of
paddy priests in the clink or keep files on
a few score million potential Reds.
Well, a couple of years ago these kids
got away with murder, mainly because
they could always move on and get a job
somewhere else. The President has fixed
all that, though, and now none of them
(or anybody else) can get a job, and
they're beginning to get desperate. This
provides our group with the opportunity
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functions, like entertaining important
alumni and things like that. There are
people who are hired to talk to students,
people like myself, who can do a more
than adequate job, and thesetwo men are
overstepping the bounds of their offices
by doing the jobs these men are supposed
to do."
I see. One further question. What do
you think about the measure passed by
the General Assembly putting Student
Body presidents on the boards of
trustees?
"I think it was a nice gesture. It
probably won't have any effect on policy
or anything since the Trustees are older
than the students and have the benefit of
many years of experience to guide them
while the presidents would probably be
blinded by emotion in their votes.
"But I do think it is a nice gesture."
Sort of like giving the black yard boy a
nickle tip?
"Exactly. But don't quote me on that,
you know how those people would take
that comment."
I certainly do, sir, and Til bear that in
mind.
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contraception. It is NOT intended as a
substitute for the regular, conscientious
and responsible use of more familiar
methods of contraception. Do not rely on
it 100 per cent of the time.
Question: Could you recommend
some books for me to read other than Dr.
Rubin's "Everything You Ever Wanted
To Know About Sex But Were Afraid To
Ask" and J s "The Sensuous Woman". I
want to know how 111 be able to make a
psychological commitment to
sex. Signed, Help.
Dear Help: Neither books nor doctors
nor friends can make that decision for
you. When you're ready to make that
decision youll find the answer within
yourself. Doctors, friends, family, church
and books can help you in making the
decision. The following are suggested;
"Love and Will " RoUo May; 4The Art of
Loving," Erich Fromm; "Living With
Sex," Richard F. Hettlinger; and "Why
Wait Till Marriage," Evelyn Mills Durail.
Question: I am considering using the
diaphragm as a means of birth control
and I have some questions about this
method of contraception. How effective
is the diaphragm? I understand the
diaphragm must be kept in place at least
six hours after intercourse. Can one
shower or bathe during this period
without injuring its effectiveness? How
long before intercourse may the
diaphragm be inserted and still be
effective? Signed, Wondering.
Dear Wondering: Effectiveness
depends on the person using the
contraceptive method. Studies show that
the diaphragm is around 80 to 85 percent
effective. Most of the time when the
method has failed the reason has been
neglected use, not properly inserting the
diaphragm or not following explicit
instructions of the physician issuing the
diaphragm.
You are correct. The diaphragm
should be left in place six to eight hours
after intercourse. Taking a shower or bath
during this period to our knowledge will
not decrease the chance of effectiveness.
The diaphragm may be inserted within
two hours before intercourse.
(Letters should be addressed to Lam'
Stames and Dr. Takey Crist in care of
The Daily Tar Heel, Student Union,
Cliapel Hill, N. C. 27514.)
to destroy these subversive groups once
and for all by hiring their leaders as
after-dinner speakers for our patriotic
groups.
Now I know that by now a lot of you
must be thinking, well, what's wrong with
Phillip Abbot Luce, who's done so much
good work for us over the past twenty
years as our house ex-New Leftist.
While Phil still is (and always will be) a
genuine 100 percenter in -my book, he's
got a few problems nowadays coming
across as a young reformed ex-Commie,
not the least of which is that he's going
bald. Also, when he tells church youth
groups to "reject the insidious message of
the beat crooners whose platters ride high
on the Lucky Strike Hit Parade," well, it
just doesn't get the gut reactions it used
to.
In short, we must get some of the
people who can appeal to this new breed
of outlaw beatniks who "juke out" daily
while listening to their hi-fi and Radio
Moscow for instructions.
It shouldn't be very hard to recruit
these people if you know a few key
phrases like "Hey cats, like do you need a
new set of bongos for the combo," or, if
you're dealing with intellectuals,
something like, "You know, Joe
McCarthy was sincere but he went about
it the wrong way." This will establish you
as "hep" or as a "liberal," and you can
make your moves from there. (If your
contacts remain suspicious, watch "Dobie
Gillis" or "American Bandstand" to find
out the latest ways of getting 'in' with the
kids.)
Once you have recruited the leftist, set
up a few publicity shots of him burning
his Communist party membership card
(with captions like "Here's a real switch.
A college student who isn't burning his
draft card . . . ") or a before-and-after
picture of him after he gets his crewcut
(or a flattop if he's really adamant about
his mop).
Once we get our man on the speaking
circuit (by the way Reverend Billy said
he'd take a few of the most polite ones
for his tour, but only if they prove they'd
never associated with Catholics, Jews or
Unitarians) there are a couple of points I
would like to have stressed. The first one
is the danger of mixing aspirin with
Cocoa-Colas, and the second is about the
danger of "juking t "' when smoking
bananas.
Other than that, tell your boy he can .
"do his own vibes" (or is it jives? or
hives?)
Yours in vigilance.
The Old Man
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