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THE DAILY ADVANCE, SATURDAY EVENING, OCTOBE R 15, 1921
The Daily Advance
Peele & Peele, Publisher
r.uRi'EIlT TEELE. EDITOR
QUILLEN QUIPS
Entered at the poMtofllce at Kllalx'(h
Clty N. C, m second cliuw mutter.
Member of the Associated Press
The Associated Tress Is exclusively
entitled to the use for republication
of news dispatches credited to It or
oot otherwise credited In this paper
aiKi also to the local news uuliliHtied
therein.
History: A record of the thrilling
event that boost tuxes.
No doubt it is called the spoils
system because it spoils the service.
There is no reason to believe that
the pipe of peace is an oil conduit.
The thing a mere man can't un
derstand Is why coming-out gowns
are not made of outing.
Kasy Street is a place of residence;
the adjective doesn't refer to He
'method of getting there.
Once in a while you find a man
who can view his reflection after a
nliave and not think himself hand
some. If a girl must choose between
marrying a genius and taking a Job
as chamber maid, she really
any choice.
Seyffert And Parsons
Break All Records
I
All records for l.ne fishing are he-j
lieved to have been broken this wi-'k j
when G. F. Seyffor and S. II. I'.ir-j
sons, in six hours' fishing at Oregon
.Inlet caught '.'''( pounds of fish, I
mostly large speckled trout. j
"For the length of time we were
at it," says Mr. Parsons, "we believe
we have established a record. If
any one has beaten us we'd like to
be shown."
BV'HSCRIPTION HATES
BY CARRIER
I week 10c!
1 month (in advance) 4-c
8 months (In advance) $1.20
. . . . . k n, -
monuia (in advance) T1. (:llj(lf (.itacle
12 months (in advance) 1-00 enforcing prohibition
Ii MAIL ag W(, understand It, is liquor.
Zone One, 12 months ." 8U.00 ,,,,. A grouncl ,)ea that draws
Zone Two, 12 months .00 nitrop,.n fro)n tlle air Also a poll
Zone Three, 12 months q-j tician who gets a living from hot air.
. Karly to bed and early to rise, and
you won't have to pull a sheet over
your head to keep off the flies.
If a nation Is. suffering from den
sity of population, it can always
start a little war and effect a cure.
True love is the quality that keeps
a girl from visiting a jeweler to
learn whether the diamond is genu
lne. Marry in haste and hunt a house
at leisure.
At times the motorist suspects
that the only difference between
gasoline and kerosene is five cents a
, And, folks, week after next
there's the Edenton Fair.
All right, folks, here's pro
mise of an eight page paper
Monday. Now will you help
us keep it up ?
The Advance can't be sorry
the Giants won, shortening the
series by a day, but we do hope gauon
that Hoyt will have better luck
next time.
The only dollar-a-year-men now in
captivity are the tight boys who
give their wives that much spending
money.
It is admitted that the Chinese are
more honest than other people, but
Elizabeth City now has a
daily boat service to Norfolk. they are rapidiy learning western
Eastern Carolina cities are culture.
malin crnnA ,,ao nf 11 n'S lOVe IS growing C010, H6
""""'6 ft"""
AI.KRAMA TODAY
Gladys Brockwell, who plavs the
title role in the Edgar Lewis-l'.ithe j
production, "The Sage Hen," tod
dled her way into public favor when'
at the age of three and a half y ars, I
hasn't ! slle Played the little ragged newsboy ;
I in "'Die Chanty Rail." In the last!
n the way of 'act slie added to her honors by doing,
in New York, !a cule w:,lk in what she describes
as 'a very red silk dress."
At the age of fourteen. Miss,
Urockwell became a member of a
theatrical company in which her!
mother, Lillian Brockwell, an actress'
and authoress, also took nart. Af-i
Jter four years of touring the I'nlted
States and Canada, she was engag
ed by Lubrin, and her first screen
role was that of a curly-haired moun
tain girl, opposite Romaine Fielding.
Her career since then is well
known, and her versatility is remark
able. Though she has played many
such roles, she haa no desire to be
identified with the so-called "vam
pire" parts, preferring characteriza
tions such as the title role of'The
Sage Hen."
Among her favorite authors Miss
Brockwell lists John Galsworthy,
Kipling, Dickens, Sir Henry John
ston and David Graham Phillips.
Outdoor sports of all kinds are her
particular delight, with quite a pre
ference shown for hunting. Her
pets are a Boston terrier and two
Airdales.
umbo in
doesn't notice that she is getting
their road facilities- It IS a fat; if he loves her still, he notices
good way to get lower freight it but doesn't care.
A man never realizes how insig
nificant he is until he makes the
rates. News and Observer.
The Raleigh Times seems al-
(acquaintance of the stars. And he
, never realizes how important he is
most as glad as The Advance until he makes the acquaintance of
that the World Series is over
"Our only regret," says the
Times, "is that having won the
first game the Yanks didn't
make it five straight."
moonshine.
Congressman Kitchin, fol
lowing a nose operation by a
specialist, has greatly improved
and the specialist who per
formed the operation believes
that this great North Caro
linian will be completely re
stored to health. Now that's
good news.
"Bailey sees salvation for
farmer in political realm ; Joy
ner in economic field," head
lines the News and Observer.
The Advance would advise the
farmers to put their trust in
co-operative marketing rather
than in going to the Legisla
ture. We can't all be as suc
cessful in politics as Josiah
William.
WANT ADS
A NEW LUNCH ROOM, C ORNER OP
Main and Road streets. Opens October
17th. Dinners served from 12 to 1:30.
Sunday dinners a specialty. Suppers
served from 6 to 7. Will serve quick
lunch: oysters, soup, steak, eggs,
sandwiches, salads, pies, cakes, coffee
and tea. One half proceeds of the
sales of the first week for the benefit
of the Episcopal Cemetery.
Is Your Work
Wearing You Out?
1
. if hi..
I WISH TO INFORM M CT'BTO-
mers that I am now with the South
ern Hotel Barber Shop where I will
be glad to serve them. Ernest
Davis. It. np.
WANTED NEW CORN, COW
Peas, any kind and round potatoes.
Aydlett & Owens. oct 15-21
FOR HALE FIVE PASSENGER
Paige automobile. Bargain for
someone. Good condition. Reason
for selling going away. Apply to
Rev. J. M. Ormond, 201 Church St.,
phone 139-W. 14-1 wk-np
There may be many Ad
vance readers who don't care
about baseball news during" the
world series. But if there are,
they have not been making
themselves heard from as have
the folks who do. Since The
Advance began getting this
news only two protests have
ever reached us, one from a
colored subscriber who want
ed her paper before it got too
dark to read it and one from a
earner's father, who didn't
like the idea of having his boy
out on a bicycle after the auto
mobiles turned on their head
lights.
SI'IRELLA CORSETS MADE TO
measure and fitted by a corsetiere of
12 years experience. Prices $4 lo
$10. Mrs. U. E. Lewis, Millinery
and Dressmaking, successor to Mrs.
M. Hill. . Oct. 10-15-np
'EtmPicnm
TtUtt Story"
Are you working day in and day
out with a dull, dragging backache?
Is your work slowly weakening your
kidneys? Many kinds of work wear
out the kidneys, and kidney trouble
makes any work hard. It brings
morning lameness, backache, head
aches, dizziness, nervousness and dis
tressing urinary disorders. If your
work strains your kidneys, help your
kidneys with Doan's Kidney Pills.
Workers everywhere rely on Doan's.
Ask your neighbor!
Another Elizabeth City Case
W. D. Williams, 314 Maple St.,
says: "I was so bad oft with my
back and kidneys I had to lay oft
from work. I over-worked and was
in such misery I couldn't do a thing.
If I would bend over, I couldn't
straighten. My kidneys didn't act
properly, either. I used Doan's Kid-1
ney Pills and I never saw anything
act so quickly. Doan's entirely cured
re."
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Mb in 8ea,ed Packages
OxVV - vO I makes selling a pleasure
YW-aU 5 A and guarantees the
HK Quality of
fJTO Tl the cake with all of its
Sag&t-' v U rgS f "Expressions speak
!&W U mM' louder than word,"
wo u uli M " good grocer8-
insist ymWr
on vL A uJr !
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na?&i --z "ri-jtf ,
Mrs. Harry W. Dewey is spending
a brief vacation at the home of her
parents, Mr. and Mrs. O. C. Bahram,
of Norfolk.
DOAN'S1
KIDNEY
PILLS
-0 at all Drugstores
Tester Nilliurn Co. Ml CUnv.BuHdo.NY
Timely Topics
For easy, satisfactory and eco-
nomlcal operation, the Sunshine Hot
Ulast Stoves are In a class alone
They burn any kind of fuel and yoi
get all the heat.
P. W. Melick Co.
MAX OR WOMAN WANTED SAL-
ary $36 full time, 75c an hour spare
time, selling guaranteed hosiery to
wearer. Experience unnecessary.
Guaranteed Mills, Norristown, Pa.
Oct 12-tf
FOR BEST CAR SERVICE CALL
Raynor Elliott. Phone 53-J. Al
ways reliable and at your service.
Day or night. Call me once, call me
always. Oct 10-tf
FURNISHED ROOMS FOR RENT
Two nt them suitable for light house
keeping. Good residence section.
Also a lot on Panama St. for sale.
Apply to 106 E. Church at. oct. Btf
FOR SALE BALED SCRAP NEWS-
paper. Also heavy wrapping paper
for sale at 10 cents a bale. Scrap
suitable for packing, wrapping can be
used under carpets, etc. Priced low
as we need the room. The Advance.
Alkrama
Today
THE SKATIXO RINK OPENED
Monday night, October 10, in the
Armory Hall, on Water street. Skat
ing every night at 7:30. New
skates. Floor repaired and in cood
condition. Come up and spend a
pleasant evening. Elizabeth City
Skating Rink Co., D. R. Munden, Mgr.
NOTICE WE HAVE A LOAD OF
Oysters Just come in at 50c a quart.
So when you want the best Fish and
Oysters, Just call the man who knows
the fish. Phones 204 and 410. Thos.
Crank, Jr. Oct 13-19-nd
TT TT V .
mien
Beauty at
Your Finger-Tips!
Try This Refreshing Beauty
Treatment:
First: Wring a cloth out of
hot water and hold to face a
few moments, until rores are
well relaxed.
Second: Apply Combination
Cream Jontecl, patting it
gently into the skin. Don't
pull or rub violently that
brings on wrinkles. Dip
finger tips into water oc
casionally, finishing with a
drop or two into cold.
Third: When the cream has
entirely disappeared, apply
Face Powder Jonteel lightly
and evenly and add a touch
of Rouge Jonteel just
enough to look natural.
What a fresh, youthful face
then looks out at you from the
mirror! And how delightfully
cool and refreshing i feels.
For a limited time you can
buy three of these famous
beautlfiers for the price of two
At Your Rexall Drug Store
AGONY COLUMN
Am
rrdrtta
7 wfysm .
( . Mm
You can't come in here
"Your women may spurn me
and call me 'Sage Hen,' but I'm
a good woman."
Big moments abound in thif
unusual drama of a woman
fighting for her good name.
Orders Executed in
10 Dales and upward
COTTON
Our fast wire system assures you
quick execution of your ordera
whether sent to ua direct or through
brokers on our private wires.
Write us for the name
of the one nearest you.
STOCKS GRAIN PROVISIONS
offer profllabl. pecuUHve nd Inve.t
ment opport.in);l. You curt keep pott
ed If yuu write for and reed
Sufermen'i
"Daily and W.v Indicator
Stnlt liEEen rmuul
J.D.Sugarman&Co.
SXttmbtn
CenfoW Stock gxthanst.N.Y.
V Vei PrrJlitt Etcharm
AnmrkanCoftnA Grain tfifAanft
Cur Sleek Bond Aartrf
N.w York C tr
Sugarman Bldg.
YOU KNOW
GEORGE LITTLE
WHO USED TO BE
CLERK OF THE COURT
AND YOU MAY
HAVE NOTICED , ,
HOW HE'S BEEN
GOING AROUND
QUITE A LOT
OF LATE
REMINDING FOLKS
OF HIS NEW JOB
AND OF THE ,
OPENING DAY
OF THE NEW BANK
WELL I CAME IN ONE
OF RUINING MYSELF
THE OTHER DAY
WHEN I GOT A LOCAL
ABOUT LITTLE'S GOING
TO THE MEETING
OF THE BROTHERHOOD
OF ST. ANDREW
AT NORFOLK
AND BEFORE
I CAUGHT MYSELF
I HAD ALMOST WRITTEN IT
"ON BUSINESS FOR THE
CAROLINA BANKING &
TRUST COMPANY"
I THANK YOU
PERSONALS
Norfolk Southern R. R.
announces
Reduced 'Fares
account
CHOWAN COUNTY FAIR
Oct. 25th to 28th inclusive
Tickets sold daily October 24th
27th inclusive and for trains sched
uled to arrive Edenton before noon
of October 28th, final limit Octobr
I
29th. , J. F. DALTON,
General Passenger Agent.
I LOCAL MARKETS
COTTON
(Reported by E. City Cotton Mill)
Cotton (10 a. m.) 17VsC
EGGS AND CORN
(Reported by N. O. Grandy & Co.)
Buying;
Eggs Market unsettled.
Corn 65c
Belling i
FLOUR
Flour J7.75
George R. Little and W. P. Skin
ner are back from Norfolk where
they went to attend the meeting of
the Brotherhood of St. Andrew.
Frank Sellg leaves for New York
Sunday morning on a buying trip for
Selig's. He expects to be away for
about a week.
Mr. and Mrs. O. F. Gilbert leave
Sunday morning for New York,
where Mr. Gilbert will make sub
stantial fall and winter purchases for
Mitchell's Department Store. They
will be away a week.
Norfolk Southern R. R
announces
Reduced Round Trip Fares
RALEIGH, N. C.
account
North Carolina State Fair, Octo
ber 17-22, 1921. Tickets on sale
October 15th-21st inclusive, and for
trains scheduled to arrive at Raleigh
before noon October 22nd. Final
limit, October 21.
J. F. DALTON,
General Passenger Agt., Norfolk, Va
ft 1
ilCltlS 'W.- ; LIT.
rill- riuTr-Tii L.Jlt. ...
The Circlet it Self-Adjutting. It aim
ply alipe over the bead, claapa at
waiit and emoothe out ugly linea.
your dealer can't get it send
actual bust measure, name, ad
dress U SI, SO. Ve'ttsendthe
Circlet prepaid. Sizes 34 to 43.
Nemo Hrgienic-Faahion Inatituta
120 E. 16 St Naw York, Dap't M.
PENCE - H OLLO WELL GO
HAY BALKRS nALE WIRE
LITTLE GIANT TEA TICKERS
WOOD SAWS PORTA POWERS
TIIORMIILL WAGONS
GRAIN FANS CORN SIIELLERS.