: 'THc^e's mmv a
! 'BAN&NA?EEL ONl
j 150,0AOWAV !
’Pa, you remember you pronr-c
to give me $5 if I passed in school
this year1'
"Yes, Tom”
••Well. pa. you ain't gonna have
that expense.
Gunner: ‘‘Gee, dat s a pretl\
boid." _ ,
Runner; Dat ain't no boid; >'t s (
a bird.
“Sfunny, it sings like a boid.
“How many times do 1 have
tell you, Bobby, that one mu-; 1
his eyes closed during pra;
I‘Yes. mamma, how do ja knov
I don't1"
“Triplets,” announced the nurse
to the proud father.
“Really, I can hardly believe my
' 'own census,” he replied.
First Pedestrian (to man who
has bumped into him) - Clumsy
idiot!
Second Pedestrian—Glad to know
you. Mine's Brown,
A few minutes after an alarm ot
fire was given in a hotel one of tne
guest joined the group that was
watching the fire, and chaifed them
on their apparent excitement.
“There was nothing to be excited
about, I took'my time about dress- .
ing. lighted a cigarct, didn t like the
knot in my necktie, so tied it over
again—that’s how cool I was.”
"Fine," one of his old friends re
marked. “but why didn't you put
on your trousers?"
—— ,1 i
"Engaged to four girls at once.
Flow' do you explain such conduct?
“I don t know'. Cupid must have j.
shot me with a machine gun.
__
An irishman who had just arrived
in New York was taking his first
walk under escort of his brother,
who had been living there several
years. In the window of a shop he.
saw a great mound of fresh cran
berries.
“What are thim1” he asked.
“Thim is cranberries,” said his
brother.
“Are they fit to eat1”
,,Are they fit to eat? Why, whin
thim cranberries is stewed they j
make better apple sauce than prunes |
does.”
_
Guest—Are you sure your wife |
knows I'm.coming home with you
for dinner?
His Host—She ought to. I ar
gued with her for a whole hour a
bout it.
Little Charles—Papa, do nuts j
grow on trees?
Papa—Yes, my son,
Little Charles—Then what tree!
does the doughnut grow on, pa1
Papa—The " pantree,' my son.
Mrs. Newlywed (on Christmas
morning)—What's this thing, dar
ting?
Fond Husband—A waffle iron,
dear—now you can make us some
waffles.
Mrs. Newlywed—But, dear, I
don't believe I've ever ironed any
waffles.
Great Lecturer—In the South ^
Sea Islands it. costs eight spearheads ;
to get a wife.
Much Lectured—In this country
<. it only takes one bonehead.
"Why do you insist on taking on
ly a local anesthetic1., asked the
usrgeon.
"Because I believe in patronizing
home products." answered the pub- r
lie-spirited patient.
NOTICE OF HALE
der and by virtue of authority
cd in a cer'.ain mortiiage deed, ex
t c-d by Uavid^Garrett to dolm T.
some, dated duly 10th, 1915, re.
! ■ I in book ' 7, page 6,5, Register of
is office of Washington County,
in default in payments, the under
eci mortgagee will expose at public
a' the court hou e door. Plymouth,
■ li i arolina, on the 24th day of
1926, at 12 n ion, to the highest
: r for cash the (allowing described
• si: all of my undivided interest in
mate A the.la.te Daniei Garrett in
to lot? town f Plymouth, ad
i:o' l.t-i'K Smith, Ed Spruill and
• s and 1 vi " on west side of Ma er
■ I r wbprers P-11
■ d ji>i• iij■ jx i he Furness land and
ivy 1 d uid ' C’naby Creek
t itt t)
tscended t me sai 1 interest from
,it.l Gar eft my father
last and iin/b-ert bidder will be
ired to dopes t with tits* Clerk et
perior Court ten percent of the bit!
jrood faith and confirmation by the
1 His 24th dij of April, 1920.
*JGr1N T. HANSOM.
Mortgagee.
V Austin, 'tty.
NO net. OF SALE
I I’v vi . i i certain tnor: jjage den.'
. < Xcri'.'ii In 'Tv Alice M. Avers.
1 date.. A;> i: 12. '.'IF. and recor eti i:i .
the of ce of tl - register of deeds of'
Wash:::": n County, N. C-, in book 67 :
I at pair,- I, the undersignedJnortc ••
net- will > i liit* I7tl» day of May, 19_v.,
at 12 o'-. :..eU, : con, at Lie court hous ■
door of Washington county, sell to fine
night st bclder ft■" cash that true* or
pare 1 i ■ lard ki v a upper part oi
' i ■ :> the town of
' ■ > ' * . "d to Mrs
M \yets b> Vllie O Newberry by
ee 1 VI n t, 1914, recoi d
, in honk (il at pope ! Id.
This notice dated and posted April
20,1926. ,
\RRISON,
Mortgagee
is pre eription for
A] llaria, c'hiits> and Fever,
I)e::. itioir.-t Fever.
I.OoT O’ieil-iitnrnoil •'.vnthi
sc . h It bow b "'•< , timl p'e
retur!. to this offic
(
FOR CUTS, B
nd cleansing, sc
emedy for these
of satisfaction v*
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Plymouth, N. C.
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IT IS NICE TO HAVE A FRIEND YQC CAN ALWAYS
RELY ON IN SICKNESS OR TROUBLE; ONE WHO IS
ALWAYS READY TO GIVETHE ASSISTANCE YOU NEED.
THIS FRIEND YOU (TAN HAVE AND SHOULD HAVE
-IT IS “READY MONEY” WHICH YOU CAN GET WHEN
''YOU WANT AND NEED IT.
THE WAY TO HAVE THIS WELCOME FRIEND IS
TO OPEN AN ACCOUNT IN OUR BANK AND REGULARLY
ADD TO YOUR BALANCE. IT WILL GROW AND GROW
AND EE A SURE FRIEND IN TIME OF HEED.
COME IN.
WE WILL WELCOME YOU.
BRANCH BANKING
k TRUST CO.
PLYMOUTH, N. C.
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LOOK FOR THE YELLOW FRONTS
A Few Reasons For
Our Great Success
NOTE THE PRXES-SEE THE QUALITY-YOU’LL FIND THE ANSWER
EAGLE MILK, Can
19/
Herring Roe, No. 2 Can
19c
Matches Safe Heme, 6 For
Wesson Oil, Quart
R ns > Soap Flakes, 2 Pkgs.
CEREALS^
K ! ogg’s c rn Fi kes 10c
Pep, 10 uz., pkg., l3c
Puffed W heat l4c
Puffed Rice 17c
25c
48c
13c
D. P. SALT
FRFE RUNNING
2 lb Carton
10/
libbysor p’mit Salad, No. 2 can
DEL MONTE
35/
OLIVE OIL
Re Uni her to \ pint can
32^
SARDIf' ES
Norwegians, J’s in Oil
1H
N. B- C. Graham Crackers
LARGE
PKG
10/
Tomatoes H°m2 3 For 25/
Tri- I
9/
D. P. TEA
DELICIOUS ICED
J-lh
39/
1-lb
21/
1 lh
73/
Corn Ncan
11/
LAND O’ LAKES
IK, BUTTER
POUND CUT
FROM TUB
51
Our Pride Bread, 2X;e“e
- 10c
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POULTRY CAR
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WENONA
MAY 14TH
MACKEYS
MAY 15TH
TH£ FOLLOWING PRICES WILL BE PAID AT CAR:
HEAVY HENS 25_ * LEGHORr1 ?HENS 23c ROOSTERS 12c
"IURKEYS 20c DUCKS 15c GEESE 10, GUINEAS 35 EACH
THiS WILL BE A REGULAR POULTRY CAR AND WE ARE EXPECTING A
BIG SHIPMENT- ' R. W. JOHNSTON
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