JTHRSDAY, OCTOBER I7 1935 1
To Speak Here
Red Cross Regional
Conference To Meet
Here Next Thursday
Delegates From Eleven Counties
To He Here. .Maurice Reddy,
Of National Staff To
Speak
READ THE ADVERTISEMENTS.
AS HE SEES THE
HUMAN SIDE 0' LIFE
THE WAYNESVILLE MOUNTAINEER
SEE'S IT THliOO
Boice. .erne on! play ball, p'.ay ball
fuh baies. . . Have a diink, have
a lunch! . . . Yes' sir, they're hot
a!) -hot. . . Kite this way. fokc-s have
yuh piekt ha made. . . Here's whir
yah see (he ailijratur irurl balm rite
neh in you own state. . . Hey! hey!
this way, see the ir.'.insiei- alive! Ah
boo! bno-lxw)! I'rinci-ss Mite, I'rin.tss
Mite, fokes, an' her . , . . r..y a uiine
ten cent.s a clime!
ir.s:i.e noi-at-i
Itanir-ilap-
b..ys tba: b:i
r:uke". nti'
l'i e.
la.
t a p .
in
.. nv.ni
b:.:ia!
it-winjr Mioie
it broke.
bv :.n a. 'k i ci-
ranii! . . .
::d make a
Ip.a-t sluv
j'jm Jones
A::' did
'.-'.hi-'.'WO'
.1 woo 1 lake a
j1 in in mv yier:
las'
y:t.
nite
alive,
It'.- all a-rin
Mr. Editur. . , I woke up
I'roanin' like the "moniter
Euhla-Buhla haz bin aiter me. an'
oh, well I kaint t 1! it all; I think I'll
haff to k" back to the Bip: Bend in
f.rdur 'to e; a rest.
Well, fokes, if you've got all the
3ust out of yore eyes, we'll sorter re
vew a few of the hi spot.s ami sum
that wuzn't so hi, Wenzday noon the
Boss, handed me a pass to the prate
Event (he'de yoozed the beM uvit ) an'
d, sez he "Unk.e Abe,
yore pass, an' I want ye
hole wurks or bust . . . .
up jist as it is Tie stand
thick an' thin!"
now here s
to see the
an' write it
bv ve thro"
"Rite this way, fokes! See i'riiu ess
Mite, smallest muther in the world
an' her 7 oz. . . Five cen-ts 11 nickel,
bc.vs. it's on'.v 5 cents!
An' look a-comii;'yan.ier! If it ain't
V. I). Smith a.i' Ed. Kuss. a-ridin' t!
big bulls! That wuz one of the best
free ackts at the Fair, t'ollerd kbee by
Unkle Abe's ri le on the Dizzy Dangle.
ye not git sKeerii, Unkle
Abe?" "'.: -Mrs. Crawford. "No,"
sez I. but when that thing got to
it's ja.-test I iiad an' awful strange
- n.-a-lu.n ab"Ut the mid. lie . . . .
graceful rider ain't 1?"
"Ye shore air.''
c;i cou:r.:e.- win
Thursday, Octo
o:ia! conference
Cross, at the
va ainii'uii-
't I'
ll n. ti
L'nkie
hadn't
Abe
oill
roue
un
nie Ferris
m one in
iloarv
I.
We I w o 1
2 p!ace - . I o-: mv nurvc at the
Loon-O-I'lam-. ' v tin- time I got
ground t.. the iU-mv nii'i-.-tr;:, the
wether hn.- -iii'iid waim an I lioue I
e ( t in I ' t I ti 1 H
jo'-"ev,i in) r-iirve nuff to try tne
L'Vin V. en;;, :iv 'ute. at WUZ a-weann
mv ru'tt '.u'.oi sum m m;u!e -kooi
Se 1 We t' i t -
sk'era tn:.r m.- r.oiz ol 'their :iol.enn
i 1 it n
the 6pnerator. he -e e m to git sorter
ur.ei-r.v g- h.e t.'U'.w: tliev wuz
a-go;n to taint. 1 r.ev se,1 one of
m .-nore nutf ..: ; taut-t ,r the Hex
ih'.r.a to it. S- I'r.k'e Alio lost his
naive :er iro.i.i ;heii. Wei., thai s too
ex.it::. an " inn, at ia ir o: made
Kkutu tiet.'ier.- an I r.-ue .Abe.
Ti
whet
long time.
An bieeve me. I thawt tha-t man
lit ver wuz goin' to let me olf! Aifter
I Of dun gut the wurth ot mv munny,
air then sum. he kontmude tu ride
me. 1 think thev acKs.lv forgot bout
me a-bem on thar. an thar wuz so
mutcn noizi' I cuodn t make em heer.
I hat wuz Wenzdav nite, an a. I
hadn t vit changed under cioze. I neer
,v ti.nz to deth. 1 wi.-ht a duzzen
times 1 bad sum ot them cloze the
kwn nuked off then tne thing
tartid to slow uuwn. evir a-irin!
ol"
t h
i
i
ha
-ve
er
t.noo wit
wuz p:tim
. an thev
ot a ciur
Now. sum
.' pitted. ' seil
man to a crowd ot us
her. "but sum ol voir
fl than I am.
"o can look over
oe mat. soz I,
thi
1
v. eilen I list had lne a bat
I de take this heh tair in. ' seel
Wavnesviile culloi.l wonnii
niae.e her wav throo the gade.
of
sett a ser-
1 c J w
nnb
liii v
II
inir.ii tne
1 tel
' a
1 v
IV :
ii.c he :
.1 man.
nuinnv
bat-wing
0 t ke
e
kee
up.
Slie went on un to the
round, i'dlerd close bv a
ciuwd that wanted to see
wood ,1.. Out on the
I.
1
witne:
an :
t th
keer ot
to
the fackt
u at the
veer wuz pre
he ntunnv.
h
that th
Iaywo.
patra t:i tai-
A roo;l numi.tr ot vou wnl also bear
ire out in savin thf.t when a man is
da".! on his bed m the Loop, its hard
to h-l.d on an keep hi7, bat wmg. in an
young
MOTHERS
round, sthn .-non shot her eves an' be
gun to laft,
'J'.-t as neer lieb m as she wants
to be, ' sed sum one.
"Swing low, sweet charry-ot, cum
in' luh to carrv me h"me . . .. .
Delega : from t .t
gatin r in : e on next
ber -Mth. for the regi,
of tite Ameri an l!ed
First l!a :!:. i .huich,
ced this week.
On., ot" r!lo t',--. t : .. . of lv. .
1 V.awt lie-w ....... w;;i h,. .... !i,...s bv .Mauri. e
1!. Ile idy. assistant direct, r of disas
ter service of th; Ked Cl ss with
headquarters at Washington, IK'1 has
had a long experience in this held and
his addiess is b, ing looked, forward
to with much interest.
The meeting lure i.s one cf the
eight scheduled tor the state.
Mr. Reddy will use the topic for
his address, "Devise and Carry On."
referring to the provision In the char
ter which gives congressional author
ity for Ked Cross preventive meas
ure against d'.-aster, accident and
disease.
"District and l"cal Kexl Corss lead
ers will take part in all the programs
and discussions. Past achievements of
the state'.s chapters, and economic and
welfare conditions that have arisen
to affect the program for the coming
year will be outlined at all the con
ferences, and plan.s will be formulated
for the roll call which begins in No
vember. Last year for the first time
in six years. Ked Crass enrollment in
North I arolina showed a loss instead
ot ;t gam. We pian to make up this
less this year and enroll a member
ship more nearly commensurate witn
North Carolina s standing as the
largest southern state.
-At each ot the conterences there
will be a showing of the Ked Cras
lilm, 1 he Greatest .Mother.' Issued
during the summer to depict Ked
C ross activities, the film has had a
su cesstul leception on manv motion
picture programs at theaters all over
the United States."
Kev, J. E. Hannagan is ni-rv;ei .hair
nian, and will preside at the meeting.
I he formal program has been sched
uled as follows:
10:00 Introduction. Rev. II. V
l. '.ucom, chiui man ot Ilavwo.id coun
ty chapter.
10;lj he. I Cross program in state
and regional teiritorv, Mary Camn
Spriuk.cV
I0:od Co-opera1n n ot Ke.l Cross
health -Mrs.
alt h unit.
Crt
n fokes think I m
tlie aibga.ter wo-
gether.l around
air reelv worce
crowd an
merrv-g o-good-sized
what she
merrv-go-
I"
now intedo."Ce ve to the judges
ot the feingrn' kontest; Wade No
land. Albert Walker an Unkle Gene
C orzine. Nuff sed.
Well. Clme IiramleU .diore stuck
t:. hiz post like the seller he is them
cold. mtes. I axt Clme Wenzdav nite
it he iiuint want nie to g:. an' git
him sum ot the cloze that the clown
pulled oft. .-but he lowed as how he
ewt lie coon make out.
Ki-
in public
county k
10:45-
Reddv.
: 11:00 First
Alice Benton.
11:15 Roll
Aid
Call,
Jean Dillon, ol
beivice, Maurice
in Schjois, Miss
led by Herbert
w.w
' I os?.4. :.'. .. iae no chanc-i. ju' the tunnyest tning wuz the Th
f gf4JI are bpc"s CoId3 tl 1 ' 11 m ' h 1 1 h.m . , ht ,
W S treatcd 1 I i mini 1 u I tlu c i tl u
nhut "dosintr "1 1 ' IK i v tu k In i
WWinihnn 'JUStJ ) 1 ,1 ll I t I t h hll
FX 4fVAT0 n id 1., . ln-
k? fi , t u .tv Mun th, ,
"'M f SMOKING jf FROM EARS OP VJiJ
w" A CAVEL I GET rl EXPERIENCE, I KNOW 3
SCi FEELING OF Bjl THAT SMOKING A 1
iQ A&mi$ NcW ENcRGY AND II CAMEL GIVES MY l VJ
M BEING. ANoIi ENERGY A "LIFT.' t
Mr SN f CAMELS NEVER Ng AND CAMELS NEVER Miff
MX fw MY TAS-E fel INTERFERE WITH J& f,
ROSCOE TURNER PHYSICAL INSTRUCTOR
Speed 1 her XJSP"1 Charles Adams
that s no joke.
Now, look', heres a crowd gcth
er.1 ari'uml the ''Iron-puv ' gamlin
dee-vi e. ice, that s rite, Mr. Ed
itur, if ye want mv wurd ter it; an
Em not jokin' when I sav that sitch
a thing as that ort net to be allow-.!
at our ii. x tair. "Iron-iaw ' is rite
, . . cold, li'tiel. Ineartless . I. , . it
never failed to lob the childern
an liieckspcnenced ll thev stayed
with it n 1 y a short while.
u in
t e.Hv
trape.
, munkev t
ashmial ol
how ,wuz
them an.
wuz a :so
in
c ier the I- ollies. wmt h ha.
ho wanted Lnkle Abe to see
an ree-port on. e see. fokes. Ji
ilitur wit;; list a leetle bit backenls
lb. , ut toon m in broad dav lit-', a:,
he a:;u... ii:'.d hi', wifo with him in
Tl
w.
an '.t
me
t 1 i e 1 it v. u t
men' an childern. so
till the nex dav.
in
h
h
h i
out
I 1
m i
1 wanted
I the tent
thawt 1 m .
Shurb, so
We 1
1.) lent.-,
come i u
sti I
gi i
braved
1
a' n i
too, it
an kont
the fan
Hat j ke-
Hut. summni': it all up, this show
crter also no kondemned along
witn that. Iron-saws thing. Show;
like that have a tendencv to temprt
air leed astray ol' innersent men like
Unkle Abe.
lit UI
. on connn .
t i. ! . 1
d . lu
l i v a I tent v
the 1 runt. ' .
I! the trooth. that shew wuz
Hat. . . uzn t mutch dancu:
mos Iv simgestive movements
ot the bodv all cep;
this an' a lew Lheen,
ir shuns
lancer;
An iiex veer less put the t-xibits m
frunt; above all, less see to it, fokes
that the Exibits (that s all we have, ye
no) air put in frunt of the karmval
(Sum fokecj duln t even no whir to
find the Exibits this veer.) East yeer
the moast we had in the rair wuz the
name list loand our name. "Ilav-
w-'o-l Co. lair' to the diow men, see
But the Exibits wuz better this yeer,
an crter be better still nex yeer
une inner .uggescnun: Less ingage
the oervi e of the Wavnesviile Street
COSTLIER. TOBACCOS
; Sprmklin l.iept. nex
like this Fall wuz.
time, if it? dry
Speedy
by Abel's Garage
THEfici A t-UNMY KNGrKlne.
SOUMD SOI'PS-'Y.HT T -g
-IPC CC9 I iCKVltt PLACE
ABECS'GARAGE
I SEEM TO BE I p
"'t- INTriE BEAR: I '
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DID YiDU , YfcH- t-CK A . g3
LOCATE THE 5ECOND BUT
KNOCK. NOW IT SOUNOS
JcEfcDY'' WW ao-ic DCbu
mi mwrnif r.mwjiif &WA
VLEl n a itw v-m ir- m
Let us service your car REGULARLY. Our expert mechanics waste no time looking for imaginary '
troubles.
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1 1 Vr
MAURICE R. REDDY
ih;.pter.
Thomas
i nun man.
Caskev. enairman Aslieville i
and iesp'rise by delegates.
12:30 Recess.
12:45 Luncheon with
Franks, Henderson county,
presiding.
Address. "Devise and Carry On,"
by Maurice Keddy, national staff,
W'ashljijt'ton; Also a film, "The
Greatest Mother."
2:30 Adjournnu nt.
The following- chapters will be rep
resented: Andrews, Black Moun
tain, North Hunccnibc. and Canton,
and the loibwini:' couniv chapters:
Hunc.iinbe. ( ,av. ( nep-kee, (tiaham.
Haywnii I. Heiitb-rson. Jackson. Ma
con. .Mau'.-wi. Transylvania, and
an.cv.
. ft I
5
Author of ' Kobmson Crusoe"
I'arnel 1'efoe. author of "Ii.ibinson
- rusne. d.ed in mvei(v in 17..1 an !
was tinned 1:1 liiinhill I iclds. Eoiidon.
His pnnc was marked onlv bv a siiia'l
lieadslore. hut file EliL'lisli h-ivs and
'irJs who had iea-1 '"Uuiiiiison (. rus.ie
-iiliscrilieil ihc iniuiev fur a nioiuiineiil
with a stntanli' ms'.-npl inn.
Mary Carlisle: "Now sew those buttons on tight, Anna, or I'll
lose my shorts." Her maid, Anna: "Not these shorts, ma'am.
I'm sewing these buttons on with Clark's O. N. T. best 6-cord
thread . . . and you can't pop 'em off!"
See Mary Carlisle, Metro Goldwyn Mayer, featured player, in
her coming picture, "IN THE BAG." It's a 10-karat gem!
Buy Your O. N. T. Thread From
Massie's Deoartment Store
"A Good Place To Trade"
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