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OCTOBER 24, 1935 l-BSDAY. THE WAYNESVILLE MOUNTAIN E ER Strange TRANSACTIONS IN Real Estate (A linxtiroW to Monday Noon of tlrU Week). AS HE SEES THE HUMAN SIDE O'LIFE ....c? "ITTIT'.V PAT iVTHE POSSUM u By Uncle Abe. ,hf frost U on the punkin," M-f, tnt' .... ;h- no- fat V thSSthe dder CAout whir we're at. - v Mone up in UctoDer ' wiP an' all o' that, Ifo h' on the punkin," tJepSm's gitten fat. iir t:,mf:," , hracin' air! On, how i ' ' . millvun Hake, n '"el . n Hare. khSdlWirV; kitchen! in on. !,ll" , ...l:. ..nnhrvard's at. is like October 0UR AGENCY ONE COMPLETE SERVICE Let this agency handle all jour insurance needs with one complete service. Give yourself the peace of mind that goes with dependable insurance thoughtfully ap plied. Bradley-Davis Co. INSURANCE REAL ESTATE RENTALS Telephone 77 An' the possums gittin' fat. Then's the time the squirls git sassy, Bark so brave upon the lim'; Gess he, too, likes this fine wether, An' what the harves' meens to him. With skool an' play an' a little study, Chesnit hunts an' things like that W:ll, that is whv I like October, When's the rxxssum's gitten fat. Well, fokes, requests have been a pilin' up on Uncle Abe endurin' the paU 2 weeks. Fiance Millner wants me to "rime off" hiz one legged hen will try to reech you next week, France. Then Bill Blaylock wants Unkle Abe to "rlx" the man (a new-comer) who lives jist back o' him an' who haz, aceordin' to Bill, gone into the pig an' cattle bizness too klo.e fer Bill's akute sence o' smell, an' so foarth. Also Charley McCracken an' Chas. McCrary have bin axin Unkle Abe to say sump'm about that man on Fines Creek they called him Dal, who wore so menny clothes one winter. Well, boys, I kaint git to all theeze requests in one week. Besides ye must remember that Unkle Abe is not a noleecv. town council, traftick con. street sprinkler an' publiek promoter mutch as I ue like to be all o ol theeze. But I'll try to kommodate them Fines Cr. fellers so here goze, boys: Thar wuz a man on Fines Creek One summer shed his clothes He coodn't stand the heet, ye see, So he pulled off to hiz toes. An' then, as winter-time drawd nigh, He coodn't stand the frost; So he started wearin' overalls, : More soots than he had lost. Still this here man on Fines Creek Cood not keep out the cold; So he goes rite down to Norman Jeems Whir pants an shurts wuz sold. An' scz, "Give me 4 more of overalls, i '"teC? v f GREAT DEAL TOO. I X tft' V, SfH PREFER CAMELS V$&: ' ' W 1 BECAUSE THEY fjVC'' I sw0lE M fL 1 don't make my hf ALL I WANT Zgfal fj I NERVES JUMPY V 7$&tf BECAUSE I JhS f,M AND I LIKE THEIR f FRANK BUCK Wild Animal Collector SECRETARY Elizabeth Harben Iiy5 Ccrotii&i ToSacc&s Griffon Clothes Chatham Homespuns-Value--- Quality Style C.E.Ray?sS How to Keep Colds A.ligators, when fighting each oth er sieze a le; of their adversary in their jaws and twist it off by rolling rapidly. When two alligators engage m combat one- i alwavs killed, some times both. The survivor ofun badly crippled. During 12 month5 of lt;:5 and l'.m some 12,000 citizens of the United State were murdered a murder rate Of 7.3 per 100.000, or one everv 45 minutes. Sixty-tfive feet long and having IS wheels and a buffet and bathroom, the world's largest bus, propelled by Dispel engines, runs from Damseus, Syria, to Bagdad, Iraq. So perfectly balanced are each of the four propellers of the cunard White Star superliner. Queen Mary, now being "fitted out' in Scotland, that even the touch of a finger on the giant blade is enough to set them in motion. Each propeller weighs 3o tons. Cellophane is now used as surgical dressing. It permits the wound to be inspected without renvvmg the bandages. The latest total put out by the Treasury Department gives the cost of the World War to the United States to date to be forty-two bil lion dollars. It is estimated that there are 500,000 epileptics in the United States or one out of every 240 persons. It is estimated that each rat de stroys two dollar. worth of property ea.h year. It is estimated that 200.000 children now in school will be numbered among the criminal ranks the next few years. Beaverdam Township. Wiiiiam C. Tate, et ux, to N. W. uayr.es, et u. .'. G, Bryson, et ux. et al, to t X. Higgins. W. H. Wo:!ey, et ux, to Mrs, J. T Brysor.. Girdwood Smaihers, et ux, et al, to Cages Srr.athers. A. W. Davis, et ux. to L. C. Voutig, et ux. Floyd Plemmons. et ux to A. H. Holden. W. W. Mitchell t: Naomi Myers. J. W. Henson to George S. Hudson, et ux. Georce H. Ward, Tr. to H. A. Hel der. S. M. Garrett to Earl Parham. Clyde Township Claude V. Thompson to Jake H. Rogers. N. C. West to C. B. Jones.. . W. R. Thompson to Frank Thomtv son. W. G. Byers, Lloc, to Clifford Brown. W. H. Rich, et ux, to J. C. Thomp son, et ux. .1. H. Kirkpatrick to "heter Hipps. Robert Snyder to T. I.. Jackson. Iron Duff Township Ben Medford to H. K. Caldwell. Ben Wright to Walter Wright. et ux. Jonathans Greek Township Hampton Burgess, et ux, et a!, to W. M. Sutton. Pigeon Township W. 1... Tharr. el Ux, to Worth Wells. Waynesville Township. I. R. Morgan to D. A. Javnos. Mr,. J. E. M. Hyatt to H. E. Hyatt, et ux. J. R. Morgan, Tr. to Haywo.nl Home Building and Loan. J. M. Long, et u, to .1. A. l'revo-t. u i ' nth, h; . Read The Ads "GEE, MOMIE.'SEW THAT ON TIGHT! 'cause if it ever lets loose I'll look like one of those guys from a nudist camp 'stead of a cannibal!" wails Jimmie, who plays the part of a wild and wooly man-eater. "Don't worry!" laughs Jimmie's Ma, "I'm using the best thread that ever kept your pantjes up Clark's O. N. T. best 6-cord. You're in those rompers to stay no matter how wild you act up!" Huy Your O. N. T. Thread From Massie's Department Store A (Jowl Place To Trade' An' shurts about the same I'm . a-goin to keep the cold wind out, As shore as Dall s my name. He never changed, the winter long, j An slept in all tnem domes; i t r , . 1 t 1 t . . . t now not ne got, now oau no siuiik Well, the pole cat only know.-. An' did he shed hiz clothes-, rex spring? Yes, the spot may still 1' found; All that wuz jsound of what he wore He left upon the ground. They found 12 straps of overalls : An' eight neck bands, they sed, With buckles an' buttons still intackt That's all he had to shed! Mr. Editur I muss give one other obscrvashun of the r air that 1 onutteu las' week: Thar wuz one ol' man from Rush Fork a-watchin' the Dizzy Dangle. Well, when the swing startid up that ol' man commenet to open hiz mouth sorter slow, an' as the swing got faster an' faster, the ol' feller opened j hiz mouth wiuer an wiaer oniu u lookt like he had reaeht the limit. Then as the swing startid slowm down hiz mouth commchct to kloze agin. "Well, mister, you'll not ketch me on that thar thing." . . , an' he walkt away. DO YOU fat ; When you get home, are you worn to a ragged edge, ready for slippers and an easy chair? If so, we invite you to say, once and for all, UNDER Ie&h CONTROL . . Catching Cold?.. 'Va-tro-nol helps nt many Colds Li Son 15 warnin8 nasal irrita- Wnof -r Sneeze' use Vicks noSrrt3 feW drPs uP Signed a,:tro'no1 is especiall? Su the nose and upper eirear hrowoff head colds W'fcSes. Used in time. Caught a Cold?. . Vicks VapoRub helps End a Cold Sooner If a cold has developed, rub Vicks VapoRub on throat and chest at bedtime. VapoRub acts direct tuo ways at once: (1) By stimulation through the skin like A poultice or plaster; (2) By inhalation of its medicated vapors direct to inflamed air-passages. Through the night, this combined vapor-poultice ac tion loosens phlegm, soothes irri- '"'ps avoid many colds. tation, helps break congestion. A helDf,r Z V,Ck PIan for Better Control of Coldi Chernut, feweT ds and shorter colds. Developed by Vicks tidnK Dhvtv i'031 Staff; tested in extensive clinics by prac ons. The Pi r urtner Provcd in everyday home use by rruT j 18 fuUy explained in each Vicks package. IJa Vickt Opm Houtt: with 6rttfX?t00te- wo- 'ViW.tllFr r?4t l-MTr? FW-.rfW I "Son. this is Unkle Abe, sed an Ivy Hill man to hiz 11 -veer old buy at the Fair la.st week, "He likes yore letters so well, he's a wantin to see ye." the man ecksplaind. Behold him in the flash! Mama, this is Unkle Abe,' 'tin from a lLrzelwood woman, as I past bv her an' her muther: "She Wuniierd if you loakt like yore, pick chur." Xo explanashun ne.essary. 'IJunny, this i Unkle Abe, look at him," ed a woman, pintin' me cut to her baby as she met me at the door. Give Jocko a peanut. "Come up clocoj Unkle Abe, my wife's bin a-wantm' to -(" ye." si i a Wavnesville man lut week. The" ladies on. t over. W..II Mt. Editur. what am I to d ' I never one; dreemd cf sitch P"P!y laiity! At this rate peepul will br namin' '-their babies aiter Unkle Abi purty soon, then d.oary ue: rife ' , , jsi-M '- - '4 j?-pi " rnji u.4i it i ho mvr.tll 1 Xr...if Jww Outcome of Aniline Purple When a young Kngllsli ctiemi-t invented aniline purple he M-g.,n a era of danger to experimente r '"1 equaled by the deveiopmerit of g" powder. END CORNS 8Ess- Instant Relief - Quick Removal Rmnnrnrnr JUNG'S Sanskin Pads . .1.- New, soft na ""?;.",. a InUly niedirated. Nolhlnj like tnem. vji.c . . tection. Smooth, round idle, Cau l tlrk to how. Mediated pla.terti, called Med. rem o te corns, and rallue. quickly, """th. bunions. OnC 35 Size........ ... .. "CORN I PADS I The Above Medicine Can Be Bought For LESS ." at SMITH'S CUT RATE DRUG STORE If you'll take a friendly suggestion, you won't be in a grand rush to slip off your shoes and rest your weary feet tie next time you come home from a shopping tour. You'll be wearing a pair of Perfect-Eze Shoes, the most mar velously comfortable shoes you ever slipped on your feet. They're beautifully styled, of course. But the real thing you're going to like about them is the entirely new prin ciple upon which they are built. Instead of an ordinary sole, every Perfect-Eze has an ; invisible cellular sole which actually cushions every step. This s,61e absorbs the jolts and jars from the thousands of steps you take in an ordinary shopping day. Slip on a pair and see for yourself. You'll be amazed and highly pleosed. - Hlai k kid and urlc lie, print trim nuiig, tuulcvarj heel.. Gabardine cloth tie patent trim ming, boulevard heel. In black,. . blue or brown. Sold Exclusively In Waynesville By Massie's Department Store "A Good Place To Trade" r mmmitij? lulu ki f m 5 ,
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