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A BOY’S ANSWER
Teacher—“\Vbat can yon bell about
Adam and five eating the apple?”
Young America—“I don!t know; was
It a Dutch treat?”
Egg-norance
lire. Newlywed—rrai bringing these
eggs back. Thecae spoiled. - :
M^-CeNew^ve(J-Yes, I broke one
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learn a lot' when a girl gets
SOFT MINERALS
In a village near Chepstow one of
the girls was sitting for an examina
tion for a scholarship at Monmouth
school.
One of tli' Questions was, “Name
six minerals.”
It was some time before she could
remember six, but at last they came
to her, and she answered: “Ginger
beer, ginger ale, lemonade, soda wa
ter, seltzer water and kola.”
Query
Lady of the House—"f* want this
party tonight to be a great success,
because I am going to have the vis
count, the baronet, the duchess and
the chevalier. Remember to be sure'
to serve the bouillon first
' New Servant—Xes’sum, but how’ll
I know which one of the guestg.is the
bouillon? T/
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For Appearance*
Tlie salesman had sold everything
Jbht was necessary for the furnishing
of the lawyer’s office, when he had a
FULL OF VICE
“Why Is It necessary to have three
Tice .presidents?”
“Oh, I don’t know-all modern busi
ness is full of vice.”
Airy Fairier
“It’s no Use,” said the farmer de
spondently. "I can’t shock that corn
in the. south forty nest to the picnic
grove.”
“Why.'not?” inquired his wife.
‘‘Well, lirst there’s been too many
hikers all summer and now there’s
an esthetic dancing exhibition going
On.”—Legion Weekly.
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"Oh! If the berry that stain* my lip
Could teach me the woodland
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Science would bow to my scholar
ship
And theology doff the hat.”
FOR A LIGHT MEAL
Fish of various kinds, shell fish that
are seasonable, are always enjoyed
Sana are particu
larly appetizing
when one wants
a light meal.
Jellied Fish.—
I Soak one package
J of gelatin In cold
^ water to cover,
then add enough
not water to make of all a cupful.
Have ready four cupfuls of flaked fish,
previously cooked. Season highly with
salt, pepper and lemon juice or tarra
gon vinegar. Add the hot gelatin to
the Osh and stir until It begins to
thicken. Pack into a crockery mold
and set away to harden.
Deviled Clams.—Fry a chopped on
ion in two tablespoonfuls of butter
until brown. Add two dozen clams
chopped fine, or a enn of minced
clams and one cupful of tomatoes.
Season to taste with salt and pepper,
one teaspoonful each of chopped pars
ley and Worcestershire sauce. When
thoroughly hot add two well-beaten
eggs, stir until smooth and take from
the fire. Fill clam shells or ramekins
with the mixture. Cover with crumbs
and brown in the oven.
Curried Clams.—Fry a chopped on
ion until brown In one tnblespoonful
of olive oil. Add a teaspoonful of
curry powder and r tablespoonful of
flour. Add tv.-o cupfuls of clams with
tlielr liquor and cook live minutes.
Codfish a la Mode.—Flake one cup
ful of codfish very fine, soak ih cold
water. Mix two cupfuls of mashed
potatoes with two cupfuls of top milk
or thin cream, and two well-beaten
eggs. Season to taste, mix well and
heap into a well-greased baking dish.
Bake twenty-live minutes. If It does
not brown, brush the top with melted
butter the last live minutes of cook
ing.
Food for the Family.
When grapes are ripe and plentiful
make this fine relish to eat with meats
next winter:
Grape catsup.—
Boil the grapes un
til tender, put
through a colan
der to remove
seeds and skina
Allow one pint ol
cider vinegar to
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grape pulp. Place in a kettle with
two pounds of sugar and a bag con
taining the following spices: Two
teaspoonfuls each allspice, cinnamon,
cloves, pepper and salt. Boil until
reduced to one-half the bulk, then
bottle and seal.
Walnut Graham Bread.—Take one
cupful of flour, two and ohe-half cup
fuls of graham flour, one-half cupful
of molasses, two cupfuls of sour milk,
two well-beaten eggs, one teaspoonful
of salt, two teaspoonfuls of soda and
one cupful of chopped walnut meats.
Bake as usual.
Curried Steak With Rice.—Cook to
gether two slices of diced bacon and
one to three onions, add one cupful
of cooked rice and when well seasoned
with salt and pepper, place the filling
on a slice of round steak, roll up and
tie. Roll In seasoned flour and brown
In fat. Place on the back of the stove
or in the oven with plenty of water to
partly cover. Add a teaspoonful or
less of curry powder to the flour. Cook
for two hours or more. The amount
of filling will depend upon the size
of the family and the steak. Remove
the platter. Serve with the sauce
poured over it.
Nut* With Tomatoes.—Mix one cup
ful of chopped nuts with two cuptuls
of bread crumbs: Moisten with cream,
season with salt, grated nutmeg and
pepper. Mix well, then add the beaten
yolks of three eggs and the stiffly
beaten white of one. Spread the bot
tom of a platter with this mixture and
on it arrange whole tomatoes, peeled.
Dot with bits of butter and bake in
a moderate oven. Serve with a drawn
gutter sauce.
Pigeon Cutlets.—Cut pigeons into
halves, through the breast and back;
simmer until tender in a very little
water. Press tinder weight, first re- •
moving any bones which will distnrb
the shape; retaining the leg bones.
When cold, egg and crumb and cook
In hot fat. Serve with boiled onions,
carrots or peas. Make a brown
sauce of the broth, adding currant
Jelly. Mushrooms may be cooked with
the pigeons, improving the flavor of
the dish. A handful of dry mush
rooms are best for this dish.
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druggists, grocers for Mrs. Price’s Canning
Compound. Send name and address of self and
five friends for one sample. Two extra sample*
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ike Healing
iSulph ur baths
home
For rheumatism, gout, eczema or
hives, nothing is more beneficial than
frequent sulphur baths.
You can enjoy the benefits of heal*
ing sulphur baths right in your owv
home, and at small cost by using
Hancock
Sulphur Compound
nature’s own blood purifying and
shin healing remedy—Sulphur—sci
entifically prepared to make its use
most efficacious. Use it in the bath.
Also use it internally and as a lot'on
on affected parts.
60c and $1.20 the bottle at your
druggist’s. If he cannot supply you,
send his name and the price in stamps
and we will send you a bottle direct.
Hancock Liquid Sulphur Company
Baltimore, Maryland
Hancock Sulphur Compound Ointment—SOc
and 60c —for use with the Liquid Compound.
(onstipated?
Take M—Nature's Remedy—tonight.
Your eliminative organs will be functioning
properly by morning and your constipation
will end with a bowel action as free and
easy aa nature at her beat—no pain, no
griping. Try it.
Mild, tafe, purely vegetable—
At Druggists—only 25c
Watch Baby’s
Health in Hot
Weather
During hot weather, mothers should
keep a close watch over babies. Food
sours, gas . forms and baby suffers with
colic and other painful stomach and bowel
troubles.
Mrs. Wm, Q. Jones, Woodville, Ala.,
says, “My baby bad (inflamed bowels when
the hot weather began'apd was very sick
for three weeks. I 'gave Teethina after
everything else had failed .fend it was cer
tainly a blessing. I cannot praise Teethina
too highly for little ones/?.
Mother, don’t take chances. Give baby
Dr. Moffett’s Teethina at the first sign of
fretfulness. In millions of oases this pre
scription has proven to be a sore, safe
corrective.
Teethina contains nodiing that can harm
the most delicate stomach; it quickly moves
poisonous bile. from > the stomach and
bowels, corrects acid conditions, aids
digestion and afd3 nature in building
baby's strength and vitality. Physicians
and nurses recommend it and all druggista
sell it. Price 20c.
L |J LL f Send for simple pidcace and
" Xv£iJC4 useful Booklet about Babies.
C. I MOFFETT CO., D^t W6, Cofaahu. Georgia
TEETHINA
Builds Better Babies
Chill Tonic
Old Standard Remedy for