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n ' , J " gallop off the ter.wayir
VI ' ' W I and whistle ''coagttbmlQmiistard" .011 ome v oyer again; next time tke murderer axmykXcdi
V . other lively tune, and jw&i&we got one be tgtd , man&Uttghter and giVen'y
1 I A flirt is a tonsrh thine to ovethavl unless ! tae
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A flirt is a tonsrh thine to ovethavl unless
right dog gets after them anyway," bnt if yon do
make a hawl she often tm nef impudepce
politeness and het pinnWWf into mppfil.
Old bachelora are lik? died apjplesey need a,
lot of soaking before $hejll do,o nseV . Kv
V I've heard the dried-nt bone-baskets boast about
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- meir ireeaom. inaenenaence ere. . wuen mcy
. ' simply old dead beats past'resumfoV for e.
body knows there isn't a t more aniious gang pf
uupes on carta uaan uacy are. ,u tncir arei
are abput boarding-schobTMisSes and girls istx
toe
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often minutes in a' rope haltov . So "in lew
months another cold-blooded murder occurs tmdir
like' conditions, and tlie1 people remember; tie
sham proceedings of the court and bike' the; law
into their own hands. ' And the mistake thtyf make
is hanging the a$sasan instead of, the lawyers who
use thdr. skffl in protecting crifninals and taxcapx
It is as impossible now days to predict from law
' and evidence what verdict a lury will render, as
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pat republican wouldn't do to get elected: "ct
about the" only thing to predict for a certainty is, ;
beads, cirluvatebumons to please' the women and . 'Why not elect our Jurors and pay herj tLs
. Anlv yf 1.nV,t at ttiif nolno '". " ' ' - SflWf All W An art incr? Tf AaW frticf'.
an old disgusting,, clammy-hearted he-thing v gates fomakd our laws, why nr the dickens eim- ; v
1 hasn't anythinpr farhis nature bnt canity; then he we trust delegates to enfocoe them? ,By so doing
4' is pretty apt to ipakeM-tachelor.-; f" r 1 -- we'cotOd secure the service of men- cnmr;taaff vs
, j -s j?ow, oia pegs wuavare you gwn ok -uo aooui
j, it? Going to continue fto be a set- of ,ngcagin,
- zeros that ought to be ear by r a flock f leather
' winged bats and, puked intftje middle of the salt
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7 The old bachelor represents about as much .value
to human happiness as thretf eents worth vpf -;itch
5. medicine and as useless as"a shirt-button with out
' . any button-hole. He goes thrn'life dragguAg out
l . his own tracks and dies like cologne water spilt on
' a dirty apron.; , 1
- - BacHeioritius is an awful disease to Have, and I
don't know but one sure cure for it, and that is a
wife and eighteen or twenty babies.
Try a treatment old blond, 'mustache, no; cure,
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work. With 4 bench of trabae Judges, the - Iitae?; t'k "
un-nora awyers wixn orains wonn aoc, .a.i cenisA-'-
a pound for soap grease, would cut out their tlfrr '
uuux xuuic aungs wjucu jmpcoe our juuiciai pro s e;. , ;v
gress and tax our people with long term courts. . 34, 'rv'V,
Let us put men in the jury boxV who at leastr -
Know a sow-pig from a hand-ewmea wto freely : . f
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. tf.vM.t'- G". dear old farmers, I must go; I'll stop ' . no pay.
f ' "1 : .aud seyou nexf month. , . , - . v ,r " A - -
, , AiA CONFOUNDED OLD UfACUELOR.
- to: r3;fh;n a ;j.v; &Vf say, w yo
( iViertpmtandapMrofworeoutbreecheflIdon't
f " :v?fare.hoW Wncn bet it aint so, liut ome
ci mem nave a gooa, excuse ior uaeir neuierness.
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v accent the service, instead ox those wtoare scared : ?
' into niccbughs and try to manufacture lorry v ex-... V'i
fcusse to shirk the'task.f rr U4
IE ART THOU?
ever thought what a .
ridiculous farce pur courts have become.
Poypu.pver take a close smell of pur, present"
Come of theni are too 'dadgummea stingy to inarry ;
Nf (fljft itin'sy aint fit to nave a,n!onaan;;i?
' .hym'.aido had.ttore
'A J ? t faeTeatthaabad since, puttln
system pf pretended justice? y
f Has not, the jury syfttem tunkeq wo f allure? -
Dp you npt Know that it is more dangerous f qjf a V
begger to steal a peck of .meaj tban' it ja for plut- ,
ocrat to kill 'fc nian? , -,, A -'Z " , (
Tn p csjierf he w has ap Ipro hole in .
it, twelve honest men, knowing the facts and ,ac
auaintlith. the parties may be expected to
re.naer a;Ti;nepus veraici;tpuV wp can, we .ex-
ma4 a D nAttitn 4nnr nrattiMia turn. aImkm i !
j a ;v k lit,, t fl;:iw th tniddu r . a t.
v3vedfaDdaiiTthe
' -t 'i ecrtnltV-t a Cirt-to hard to ketcb,' aad jt .andthebiglveriainakirjeverdrst?;
. ; r v. ..Nii: 'jwtte C:at c1- ia fetry ana'chocplate cakdy hanged or, put the penitentiary f-: -J;,
tH - 'f r sorptte dy ;trd triuie them out cf tieiriiapi"4;' C'ten jurS agrees to' 44&5?t3 t-;ly because ;
: s ; -t ,tt? Crrt sccp. VC I" 'r - n V;' f; v -.the isiseratle bicci-icafisd ticrs cann'trU
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