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1 lilORAVIAN.FAlXSN C, SEPT., 1913.
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v SG?..'.7lZj lt!E SL'.!E PATCH.
j I "1 It V &wi um legislator lias m
' ' ' emWed again to scare the cock-roaches
ont of our state capitoI and disturb the
' ' 'v '( peaceful bats toostin4 in its magnificent
s r V vviuac ii'nm xuyvc iix u uijrbicituus
V, "mijf ita'wonderto perform, and will, I
- ,v . , irrsede7ipn$to'gnlate',ni
1 . " 1 tomb down o the quickest way of curing
f, a aLmnp-suclungiiC4ayA
, Our glorious trepreseqUtives;,' huddle
1 1 - i- - , up flown in JKaieign ( ana prance arouna
V'H Jl
1 ms wcu as lOnrDociPi,, wniie FraaTicqi
V1-1 ts? nly bald-fc"j,d itari Kp"'1 t c"tW. .WW vzkv ttVfLl
4-. :-' bai,k, perchetJana;Aey;W.been
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',v "V ; ' aappiiig the life-blood out of the farmers
J ;j "" br srranHnsr facilities for transoortinu
. - meir prociucis irom a niir cent marKer
tV ";MV.:diaia; one-making cash
"BWtetfdrhii cross-ties and tatera, tan
! , bark td turnip greens. r !c
' ' v VmeacIIaw gets .to, the legislature
;'t v : ' , tctatrauQfo laws, he bttn
T.w, VIi.'V,d mp to about". 1 10 and pulls the throttle
A f 5 t H 1 drink, finer beer than he 'does and ride in
; . 1 tt , . ; r , -palace can from' the proceeds of a million
vi v;,!.i t couars m rainpaa stocx, xmiincy never
"S i ;'J'J; ' ;i ' inention1 the fact that the railroads .hate
S ? ad it;possihle to' abandon driving '
"f tV v ;A'ycieWpusselttedtwist-ta clear -V
, ; f ,f 4 1 V cro8s orayur tnenr proaucts iq
'"' ivh'h 'f'l CMketWhaulin, nome their supplies
jii'f IT-M asysW avelthat enabWns
VLr,v.f to t neud business whl4 would not . be
" h tc: ' le without the means of fast md
J a i Lkjty ' -diafe conveyance; " . ' v
.'' l? 1 presume railroad men want to, get f
' ' Y!i $Ktj good dividend on their investment.
f AVKAi l.'ter,, you are just like them-
' want the greatest dividend possible
' - ' .V, - 1 1' the railroad men get a bigger pet-'
' 'Si - T , c - - tta their moner than . the ' farmer,
- y 'it' i - - " v- " i
' l V'i'A --scaseefhu? For an instance, the
f It i i f- -rtys an average old domernecker
-i r-t cf Dcctiterforcb.rwtd
t: - f..t . f Tetrcsry .ahe has laid five
5 1!A 'is t ils" fW 1.5
:vri;:jlaCjt!iyscna'thirty
1
.J. tJU L; ' has old
Domer left Bo railroad men ever make
a greacer per cent on xneir money r
' Now while . our, legislavlve body
Raleigh are swearing by the bald-head
prophejts that they are going to make tb
railroads sit up and take motice we canl
understand for our life . wny jthey t don't
pass a law fixing a rate for the sale.of
chickens and eggs. Shall the farmers of
the state be allowed to combine: ; with the
hens arfd roosters and create art egg ust
an arficle of fcod onl which fiO tamy
people rely to. keep soul and bodr td
gether? , Our heart has bled in the past,
turned away eggless-gone to their hpmes
to suffer untold agonies.; theresult of
thia egg cprporatiop between farmers and
hejasJWe beseechhelegMaruretoeottje
to our rescue! ; We have been" looking
w r tuueign aa a jsaun m uueaa.
; If the legislature allows , this Schick
and egg; business o go on a Jew. y
the farmers! and the hens will be beyond
thepbwer'of the government tocontroh.
I This, is a serious question, and if the
wcaimy ; peopie o nor .ge . reuei, we
might as wel( bid fareweir to our Ameri
can insUtutions-ai the' liberty for whiph
our forefathers kit their blood staind foot
I ;n t " i ij i. ,v t W v'i-":':". j
prints, on that path of ? gloom and glory
t1 ' rl ""i.-. ' . .(
irom ; voraiown rMt$ ninceton; lor iney
wdn.t be worth' fifteen cents a year grots.
t la there no1 relief in Raleigh? '
- : 1 I" j"' V 1 i wi'n ni..r.
.' 'The" big4 slick-lipped gospel expounder
wh6 only spills hu1 religious thunder
where he can wipe it np witnTen Dollar
bflls.'is walkin boss for the devil, and
isn't worthy of his hire,
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CODFISH AilD SAUER KRAUT.
When all creation was finished when
the ' jackass and the skunk, the mud
turtle and the carron crow had ' been
made there remained yet a few worthless
scrapain the junk pile which were too
inferior for use., So when Adam: and
Eve went off on their bridal tour, and the
Lord was busy greasin' the earth's -axle-tree
and placing the stars in heirjre
spective places; the devil sneaked up the
back' way into fe work-shop, 'scraped up
said, "yerily; ,sl, l;,JJIOv baU rbe
cursed with this pleague of aU ageeuV- x
This sanctified sen of Satan is an al-
leged white man. and a Roman Catholic
pnest. . ;
His mission; is damning , Protestantism
and slandering North Carolineans.
The hon orable school board of Char
lotte, N. C, recently extended the ice
hooks to the Caiholic teachers of its pub
it i ' '
lie school, and that cansed Pbelan to
lash his A tailgtdnst the floor and
commence dallyuig' with pet pitchforks
and burning brimstone.
The cowardty old black-guard is re
sponsible for the following remarks:
: 'The men of North Carolina are notoo
rious libertines. ' The wealthier, class do
. V HAiJ wM.bM . an1 mnltrVkHr
mulattoes. They have neither religion m
morality.,J It haa always been a disgrace
to belong to worm caroima.
. . , .'".IB at K Wit. jif '.
Now perhaps the - Charlotte school-
board had the fortune to encounter, the
prototype of ; Phelan and judgmg v -de
SvOCX uy VUlCWUBpiC Bticu rrwtjjr ui w
y'll J I'?,
house-cleaning. . . :
A Iieine is the trump card of the oevu,
and if we judge a tree by its fruity there
small danger of Phelen missing the
log neaps oi neu more tnan. taree , quart- ,f.
The OM North SUte luu pndottd ' t 1
noble men and women as ever tood be- V i
neath the great white Ji'-t cf j6odpeo ? -pie
who would not peri;im to :
go mto thor hoff pasture, and associate K
with their sows, v 7 ,W,Y
m uixc uiu iuicwukib 'were m
around thru Eden collecting rent of TTricle " . , rt , v't
Adam and Aunt Evey PhelanYa ancestors '., ' Vl
werehanngby bffi melungks .
ofAfrica; t X ?;?'J-
to neu as nm oia utttaf caedicta. men I v '
pray that PheWtsent'Wsew '1 r'v ,
....... - - -i. w.-ww m w '..."i.r-'L.tf, f . r:t 'V.vIM .
Romanism claims to be the only true , "I f; '
mterpretation of Christ's teachings ana ' W - i '
regards aH other sects as petng natd2e9 : 5 A ,fV;:
era and traiton to th cause cCbxisti y
church of this courtry vfolates ohr eca- , , .
stitution by nrmarK..rg a portion of our !
free school fund to srporttheir 7oea, f -ial
sciiools.AttXa therord Wn' );;V
publie schoolsasliot beds oi'kiTdela SV
theydemand 1 that the teas te permitted , , ( '
(in their convant grbs) to teach in ou a v'a
-'RATES:
A- Orrri ! 0
CWille-. id v,
"your f ' crip
. tion t :,Tcaia
for a cl " cf
5 " M'VrJv - TtroCDBSCitrPTioirs Ons Ycva,---4.25c
fjJ rt -iP ' i rivs Subscriptions ,0ra Yr jr-'Sp5
ioo U P fi.oo Tn SuBsaOPTidNS OU Tr. J V t.. i.oo
V f' rt ? " a ijr ( s - & Iff
unitedly tryng to underniai l,Arid for' S : X.
this reason, we lovers of political and re- e v M. 1 ' "
ligious liberty are goin "to denounce ' r, v; -
fi them until either , we n: .the damnable' . v$'."
1 conspiracytare dead.. 4 ,li jffv
i.'t Atadldoatt think yotr need to .sin ty
w)Y songs xyiog to ge( . xar-iieeis w- 4,
a heaven where such begoddled old vaga- ,
boadsareextjetedii:? r, :sC,
St. Iouis is welcome, to the aid gag. ' ,. 1 ,
Wejiave one tree heie in 3Tor& Carolina 3,3 ,1'
on ywhicli we nave nangea eleven better - ? -menand
they- are Wlm.lXvlV. 4
ladyarrested.lforwearirj aa attt tE? --
Sample Cc?-s
VentY bet to a ssamstrecs and had theCd
fidentseant sewed np end sent ifcer tcz. -Ilantdif
I dcat :ve' fcur 'dcllsri far '- ;
that mlyorto .H to tit' T1;-:"ax f.r
acold-stcrc-t- t? tv? iJj
,M n '1 . 1 'j ' i" JW,"n . 1 "jni.ni.mi ii iwii.1 1 , . ...win 1 Jii. ..""
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