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Si r-. .? ' It's amazing vwontofuli ,
y Jcsts'.tlTe closeC and -hold your
''woe newspapers tare; rnearea
wiiu tuft Droiouna amiunciaiion
' 'tat Mys JEUzafeeth'Ebinezer
T : IEanaiv daughter of tthe late y as.
Hanana'nd Duca Don Arturo
: v e Majo, Durazzo' of Italy ? aHto
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1 K - r granted they 'are thoroughbreds
fey the double column phi2"jrhl'ch
"we -vv lnsxon d ouruai xroxs out
6 T-hfeiPfek en
Of,' course , iHz rand ' Ducal fcr
"ir sucker, xpeetaThe Lashct'o give
; : l l to -a half column puff, off after
v f .tae agony
' "! ' ; ove T tr c conspiracy , is gainst
all overso I, murt
!cnhiiraoy affamst
v, dnle Jjlccsediza ' at least" a
-'Uundry c?ap. hunch. -i ? ---vv
,t 'Sri a 'f l"i's -ifAniiitiM j4ir
yfc.ody
te3,fdvlf .the'aVanj
. v. i fool enough toffiaelr their intro-
hung around ma's , front gate to
catcntfre'silyery accent of JM'
'hoj'do-ye- do ? And finally
tiie4 word was . passed up t-liim:
fPoUywantr a; cracker."
. That settled it the courting
stunt; 5tl meanl v
Liz fis -by , her Own arithmetic,
of marriageable age, being a rin
egarTXaced. Dld -spjnster of ' 50
sumnwrsCr'.
iJLr Ilia' UiJ
their t humble earninirs.
, Miss Annie Callahan, an lS-
Nowthe j Lash can t smear UentbT became the victim- of;an
their mug .all' d"ver,v "twool
umn: article Uike .ThV Journal jfor
it - is. , a -ral C; artist at A slmsr-
jugr.the' goup; ! X liope the
7lzii li. if V"I " '
Yu wiiu., au, ica tusuaircere
ptiylosophieal
firogs-smg ; their merry evening
nymns, 1 aope Luz and ner dfr.
voted agdrazzly may be happy
in; each fc other's love," arid i. that
umier. vne juay ever suner wiin
hookworm " or .wen;
, LizJkeep buttons ewed on
jine-; at aunaay scnool and wig
gie-woggle .your 'hair,
'Duca-drazzleSQfrthjtt you quit
wunjong ai snemaiea. taKe plenty-
of 'batasVand love;youT1 motb-
er-in-Uw, Vevenfahet knoweth
not- wnat maner or cnronic jack
assr' her grand nephew 1 may be
fGoplV'tlvl-' .
v Oood-by-Ducsy-drazzle, -
rvLuck to you and:heVp of il
Ii it- t.-l' - rit. i- . N
i kiss uie -uone .oi. oi jvitta jauLJUdi
riegea- utauan- saint -
; v - The:picifiousP rJJJW-
; "i-J for a cs;uvi; f, Cathplic Kjttight, ,of uColumbus,
-r; 8 t - : v. tc-smblea ; - a private l; Secretary : Joseph P.
. - ' Tek ccol: tru thrthe Tum
. c. ten cent tin.
- - - ttrs ' v : ;r r-nh: injustice-
; i :cn, lilza- a seed
"r-r -bb- c'.i, r.r4a ( fimirkt
v A - c-:r.:I"t:a to -frir-hten
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ougBonsiaeretiiese - letters i as
Eome's V'bld. .bone' "r rouse
woull cause intelligent people
to laugh if it was'nt for the sad
fact ihat-poor ignorant 'dupes
are blindly; lead into its . vortex
of superstition and robbed f
incurable malady and ' before
her death the. Catholic ; pastor pf
me emiren aaminisierea1 xne sae
rement of holy unction-r-ha4 . her
The - paper neve3tl statedV how
much jthe relatives f of the S -dead
girl must 'pay that bloo-uik
ing band of ecclesiastiaal;lpi;
rates, but all they possessed very
likely. -j
Talk aboufheil! .
Its a eold storage v compared
with what, should finally settle
the Roman Catholic priesthood.
A maflj whod try 'to ram such
rot as that- down the throats of
Americkn- people in this age of
enlightenment ouerhtn't be ' al
lowed to atop three miles this
side . oil hades long enough to tie
hia 4hha: - 1 ' , V
little vwonder the old
graft-bileeding'. shirt-tail drag
ingr Pode -ofBome" counts hia in
nual; dme y Tinillidns. V
l.k; 4.1 UJti. U
While TJosephus Daniels ' is a-
bout as full of pride as it will do
for. a. man ' to be and 'not crack
destroyed more than -8,000 let
ters written to ' President v Wil
son protesting against' hisTilCo
man Catholic policy. v Tumulty-
nave had two coats v of - society
paint smeircd on. with ! a- hcr3
brush, recently' tried .to faint '
ana iau oux oi - ineir tau bioc-k-ingaj
beeausS Joe referreVt
them as "females.". ' rrlr'
,rpwould -perhaps" bo -tpedi.;x. ;
ent for the honorable -Secretary. jr.y. v
61 the. Navy to . carry them.thrii ' -1 ?t
aritid InsDeGtibii before he' V-f ,r ?:t
gainr handles their " gender t r: -j
recklessly. - f .' ;7 - '
.Yes- tliOM Plutocratic TJuf'V s '
pucl ered up t their ; problcix like ; 1 ' .
the ; abse-endl of a - tobacco Vag U ? . "4
anai
garl
with the -7,lnchguna'iif4he Na: .f'-1?'. .
lilt m. L-L w 3 W. vv
lmb bun over tapeer barrel and. vft
beat ng ofittfs " patent -rhther $ .
bust e witha buug:starteto --r": ,y.
I'll bet; 7 cents afifalnst: 'al ' u i
against;
Sanders' wooden leg ; that Joe'; V-f ;
knew better, but"watoo uodsst wv v ,
to i efer to 'em as stupBJon , -maLi
with ears'" so lonff that:i ley 'K'
need no tail to keep the' gad-Hies - V '
off M their heelslVlSIven plaiai! ;'
facts woul causetnem to : rebel ; . v y, e
aga: nst the ,bust , of - hia vpantleta ' C t ; , ' -witl.
the: solid impaet -of a' car V5 j
loac of mule-thunder; ; v iV
consider old Noah T7ebster " cis :r'' "riV(.
imntaculate-ass unworthy 7jto tut .Vv' Vf
sociate his jiictionary express '':p:- r ;
ioni in N Washington I frass-isty, V; As f i
and they,propose to put the holy
cablosh to thejf word,''femsl3J L-'"
Suppose Sir Walter Jlaleigk
1 1 1.AJ i' UUIUaUJi i WAfcil VilS
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or itnose jd. u., over-modest hO!K k 4 :u, '
bleUkirt .tuckers., Ho misht liaV v; : ?Xl ,
bridged & mud . puddle with Jh5;VV' . : A
Prin:3Aibert coat, ;1ut " 'inort i)
likely La ould' have told her.'tVVr; v 'i?;,:
climb, upon "his 'back 4 ;t j'1' ;
:: If we iui't play down -a, t'Tar 4 ,
openAheanTtf'spread ptt"4to'ncel'V for political '0ame: withf
please Washington snoboeracy.- out nicldfrplatd- Sissies trying ' " 4M
The -iiigh -cnt Ctrippie opiate j to r him.off hiy common 'eat V - f"?M
Matties rtof t ,WasMnon . Who I rr . then it's time to hitdi'
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