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ADAMSON'S ADVENTURES An Open and Shut Case
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he owes me a grudge.”
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the slowest pay In town.”
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one of my mottoes, “May Our
Home Be Blessed’’; or “Eat, Drink
and Be Merry ?"
Mrs. Sklnnum (who keeps a
boarding bouse)—No, but If you
have any * art Your Appetite,”
“Eat in Moderation,” “Gluttony Is
a Sin,” "Pay Thy Debts,” or “Don’t
Keep Late Hours,” I’ll take a
dozen.”
Slow Swootor
Mother was buying Joan a sweat
er. “Will this color run?” she asked.
“Ob, no, madam,” answered the
clerk, “It’s fast”
Joan perked up. “How can It be
fast when It won't runt” she In
quired.
• Tired of Waiting
Dick—Was the boss annoyed
when you told him I was leaving
next week?
Mick—Yes, he thought It was this
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BRISBANE
THIS WEEK
Ethiopia Rains Bombs
Six Marriage Troubles
Marilyn Miller Is Dead
Another Big Question
Addis Ababa Is bombed by Ital
ian planes from more than a mile
Arthur Brisbane
above the city,
natives shooting
at the Italian
pilots withrifles
that could not
possibly carry
one-quarter ot
t h^B distance.
Correspondents
with receiving
sets listened to
the Italian pi
lots talking to
each other by
radio. Halle Se
lassie, hurrying
south, was not
at home when
the; called. That war should soon
be over.
Dr. Alice E. Johnson, psychiatrist
of Philadelphia’s Municipal court,
gives six reasons for marriage fail
ures. They are: Different family
backgrounds of husband and wife;
relatives interfering, especially
mothers-ln-law; Infidelity; lncompat
abillty; alcoholism, and a desire to
“dominate.” There Is a seventh rea
son, to be found In the nature of
man, who Is still 9S' per cent In the
age of barbarism.
Marilyn Miller is dead, only thir
ty-eight years old. The little town
of Findlay, Ohio, or the bigger town
of New York, might well erect some
monument to her memory. She con
tributed a great deal to human
cheerfulness and happiness, and it
may be said of her, as Samuel John-,
son said, referring to the death of
the great actor, Garrick, that her
death “eclipsed the gayety of na
tions and Impoverished the public’s
stock of harmless pleasure.”
A lady who signs “B. A. G.” Is
Interested In very serious things.
She writes: “The more I hear of
those big armies, the more I am re
minded of the huge population of
hell. What Is your Idea of hell?”
That big question may be an
swered later. An aged colored man
once told his pastor: “I don’t believe
in hell, because I don’t think any
constitution could stand It”
“It worries me,” says a lady, "that
so many men are afraid of poverty
here upon earth, and not afraid of
hell.” Miss B. A. G. Is certain that
hell Is real, a belief that must be
comforting to those anxious to have
the wicked punished.
Wlnthrop W. Aldrich, head of the
Chase National bank, biggest In
America, knows about money, as did
his father before him, the late
senator from Rhode Island, who
Invented the Federal Reserve plan
and put It through. Mr. Aldrich
thinks it would not be a good idea
to turn money loose and encourage
a speculative, stock-gambling boom.
He remembers 1929.
Under certain circumstances "the
prospect of Inflation Is very grave
Indeed,” says Mr. Aldrich.
When a woman starts, she keeps
going, nearly always. Nothing could
stop Joan of Arc, Dr. Mary Walker,
or NelUe Bly on her trip around the
world. Now Amy Johnson, married
name Molllson, sets out alone in a
streamlined monoplane to beat the
record on a flight to Cape Town
and back.
All alone, down to the other side
of the world and back again, over
ocean, forests, wild beasts and wild
er men. And fools used to say
women lacked courage!
' An offensive and defensive treaty
between Japan and Germany, like
the one between France and Russia,
is considered a certainty.
It should be possible for nations
that want to survive and prosper to
get together and let others that
must fight kill each other off ontU
they tire of it This country, at
least, should carry out that plan.
Japan and Russia have passed
from the “warning” stage to border
fighting on the Russian side. Planes,
war tanks and heavy artillery are
taken across the Manchukuo border
by Russia, and that “looks like busi
ness."
Russia wilt soon know how much
Mongolia will be worth aa a pro
tection against Japan, and Europe
may soon know the value of Russia
as a protection against Asia.
The Canadian Press news service
says Canada's wealth has shrunk al
most six thousand million dollars
since 1929. That will be only a tem
porary shrinkage.
Ton know that England Is worried
about something when you read
that she now demands that the
league establish an oil embargo
against Italy. A little late, but It is
explained that England is outraged
by Italy’s use of poison gas against
the Ethiopians.
Mussolini used something worse
Rian poison gas against England
when he,occupied the Lake Tana
region.
• Kins Features Syndicate. I no,
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1 HOUSEWIFE
When serving lettuce be sore that
no water Is on the leaves when
french dressing is added. The water
will spoil the dressing and the oil
will not adhere to the lettnce. Do
not put dressing on lettuce until It
Is to be served.
• • *
Soap Improves with keeping, so
when the stores offer sales of soap,
It Is economy to buy a quantity of
it If you are able to store it In a
cool, dry place.
• • •
Cold roast beef toughens if cooked
for any length of time In hot gravy.
It is better to heat gravy and pour
over the meat when ready to serve.
• • •
When papering a room cut off the
left-hand selvage on rolls before you
begin to paste. Leave right-hand
selvage uncut The overlapping meth
od of papering is far easier than try
ing to place two edges together.
If a fish bone gets caught in the
throat, suck a lemon and the Juice
will quickly dissolve the bone.
To make frosting adhere to a cake,
dust a little flour over the top of the
cake and you will have no difficulty
in making the frosting stick.
Do not add dressing to a salad
until just before salad is to be
served. If salad greens are allowed
to stand in dressing for any length
of time, they will wilt.
• • *
Gelatin for fruit desserts should
be whipped until the consistency of
whipped cream, thick enough to pre
vent fruit settling to bottom of mold.
Don't keep gas stove burners
turned on full after foods begin to
boil. Turn burners down and keep
down gas bills.
You can’t kill plant lice with a
poison. You must dose them with
some kind of liquid that will smoth
er them to death. Kerosene emulsion
or tobacco dust will do this.
Q Bell Syndicate.—WNU Service.
Farm Is Bachelor’s Haven
in Leap Year Excitement^.
Turn plowboy for the season and
spend leap year on the farm was
Prof. E. T. Hiller’s advice to bach
elors who want to stay that way dur
ing 1936. The leap year chase is
most strenuous in the city, the Illi
nois university sociologist said, be
cause there are a couple of unmarried
women for every male.
Are some SEEDS j
more Intelligent
than others ?
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it impossible to Rn
breed vegetable I
and flower seeds E
that know how to I
grow. Well, it I
isn’t! For that’s I
exactly what The E
Ferry- Morse 1
Seed Breeding ■
Institute is doing at its stations in I
Rochester, Mich., and Salinas, Cal, J
Cucumbers eight inches long—• 1
no more, no less; solid red beets;; I
carrots that are practically core- I
less; rust-resistant snapdragons,,
Just a few of our achievements 11
Year-in, year-out, new strains,
adapted to varying soil and climate
conditions, are being developed ...
existing quality is being improved
and protected. After thorough tests
for germination and purity, prog
eny of the foundation stocks is
offered for planting in your garden.
You’ll find them listed in your
copy of our Home Garden Catali
Look for the Ferry display in
your local stores. Ferry -Mora*
Seed Co.,Detroit and San
THE FERRY-MORSE
BREEDING INSTITUTI
Dnoitd to improving and maintaining
quality of Amotion'a gardon taait.
Seeking Happiness
Try to let happiness “pursue"
occasionally It catches up.
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